When Duke Nukem retires

Posted: August 15, 2013 in Uncategorized

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Duke Nukem is best known for being the beer-drinking, foul-mouthed, stripper-loving, politically-incorrect muscleman we all know and love. But what happens when the aliens stop invading Earth and our saviour has to return to the real world?

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Duke finds himself at a bit of a loss after the last battle with the Cycloid Empire and so, bored of sitting in his run-down apartment alone, he decides to hit the strip clubs hard. Many months of trawling these gentlemen’s establishments pass before something unexpected happens: he falls for a dancer named Trixie and embarks on a whirlwind romance. The two lovebirds decide to get married in Las Vegas and a three-month bender of alcohol and gambling ensues; but when the party ends and all the money has run out, our golden couple have to return to Duke’s apartment hung-over and totally penniless.

Not being content with the broke lifestyle, Trixie…

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